Thursday, September 2, 2010

Week 2 Picks

**PICKS ARE CLOSED**  Good luck tonight.


34 comments:

Geoff said...

Jammers
Shockers
Waka
Balls
BALLICS
Superbad
OC
Refill

Maria said...

Jammers
Shockers
Wakashame
BnD
Ballics
Superbad
OC
Refill

I guess the same as Jeffe.

Kyle said...

same as Geoff...darn you...i'll be back later with commentary

Nate Dawg said...

TBN
Shockers
WAKA
Balls n Dolls
Ballics
Supa
OC
Fab

Heres to buying more drinks...

Brie said...

Jammers
Shockers
WAKA
BND
BALLICS!
Superbad
OC
Refill

Geoff said...

Everyone wants to be like El Jefe!

Kristen said...

TBN
Shockers
Wakashame
BND
Yeaga
Superbad
PMU
Refill

Steph said...

TJ
Shockers
Wakashame
BND
ALCOVEGAS
SB
PMU
Refill

I won't be there to collect my drinks this week. But I'll be back next week :)

Nate Dawg said...

If your not there you get no drinks Steph...ask Alison about that.

Smithkey said...

Trying for a couple upsets this week. No commentary.

Jammers
Shockers (sorry Cathy)
WAKA Shame
BnD
Yeaga
Superbad
the OC
Team Fab

trinihic said...

Jammers
BCBC
Waka Shame
BnD
Ballics
Ligers
OC
Team Fab

Alison said...

ToeJammers
Shockers
WAKA Shame
Balls N Dolls
ALCOBALLICS
SuperBad
Off Constantly
I Need a Refill

Nate: I'll be collecting my beer from you this week.

Rollo said...

Same as Chandlers

J.W. said...

First ever picks with my team in first place. Hooray.

TJs v. TBN - In the matchup of discontinued colors, go with the gold. No way the Toejammers lose two in a row. I'm also taking two e's away from the ber nuts after getting blown out last week when I picked them. Way to make me look like a jerk.

Shockers v. BCBC - BCBC avoided a toejamming last week, but the pinky is sure to get them this week. Please tell me there is some sort of dirty porn theme for this game, which the Shockers will win.

I'd Kick That v. Wakashame - Wakashame beating BND so thoroughly is pretty impressive. I'd Kick That beating Dollar Wells is not. While IKT is much improved, I'm still going with the favorite and taking WAKAShame to win.

Dolla Wells v. BND - BND is not happy with the loss last week. Rumor (as in thing I just made up) has it they've already cut the offending error-makers literally and figuratively. I'll take Balls N Dolls' pared down roster in this one.

Yeagas v. Ballics - The Yeagas tied a controversial game last week while the Ballics rolled over the new and worsened Ligers in a cooler game. I'll take the Yeagabombs because the Ballics are probably still hungover from celebrating Tobago's independence.

Superbad v. Ligers - In this matchup of teams named after movies about high school nerds I'm going to go with the one that didn't take place in Idaho, or North Dakota, or whichever state it is up there. They're all the same to me, and they all suck. Just like the Ligers. Just kidding. The Ligers each suck in their own unique way. Superbad for the win.

Pick Me Up v. Off Constantly - Feels good to finally play a team with a chance to beat us, Off Constantly. We didn't allow a run to score last week, so we've still got the perfect season going. I'm taking the OC to continue the shutout streak and win a close one, 2-0. If PMU does score, it will have surely been the ref's fault and we will go back to bitching and moaning like last season. Hooray for sportsmanship!

Team Fab v. I Need a Refill - While team fab's pink shirts would surely lead you to believe they would be more than happy to accommodate refilling something, I don't think they'll be able to tonight. I still hold the theory that Team Fab would have finished last in Big Guava. Let's see if a middle-tier Big Guava team can back me up tonight. I Need a Refill wins.

Geoff said...

Teneille... go ahead and bring lots of dollars to the bar, you're going to need them!

trinihic said...

hmmm Geoff... Can I get a shot of Patron when I beat you!

M. Gorecki said...

I know you all have been waiting for the GorecHate Picks, so lets see who I can piss off this week:

Jammers- So the Jammers blamed the loss on not having some of their better players at the fields last week. Maybe they accidentally included guys names in their emails to the girls that read "thanks for joining our team, now dont you dare show up". Oh and big thanks to Beer Nut Nate for buying me my winning drink last week. The beer tasted that much better knowing it came from you picking against my ballics. Keep it up please!

Shockers- Oh god its the fucking battle of the ego's. One team likes to brag to everyone how good theyre gonna be this season and now BCBC pulled an upset last week so their heads blew up like Mr. Mackey from South Park. In fact thats what I'm calling this matchup "The Mr. Mackey Bowl".

Wakashame- IKT, pleeease brag about winning last week and how you potentially could be good this year. It'll be de-ja-vu from last season when you won your first game then lost like 6 consecutive.

BnD- See what happens when BnD doesnt resort to their old a-hole form. You guys are soft and vulnerable now. Get angry dammit. Do I need to bring some kittens to the field? Theres about a dozen I'd like to exterminate a few blocks from my house.

Ballics- Hey jeagabombs.. Whats got two thumbs and is going to vegas no matter what the outcome of this game is.. this guy (and 25 others)

Superbad- Can the vegas odds add a bet on how many plays Chandler HAS to touch the ball on? Someone needs to tell you you have TEAMATES that play their assigned position.

PMU- I'm not sure whos on this "censored" team but please beat off constantly.. oh and beat your opponent too.

Refill- I cheering for Team Fab to mimick the '08 Detroit Lions. Winless Baby.

GorecHate Out!

Chandler said...

What teammates?

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

not Jammers
not Shockers
not Waka
Balls n Dolls
not BALLICS
not Superbad
not OC
not Refill

Florian said...

Jammers - They're pissed after last week. Two straight losses is unacceptable.

Shockers - Rob has the Shockers going through 2 a days this week so they won't have a let down.

Waka - Marvin's boombox is just to much to overcome.

BnD - Dollar Wells will be quarter drafts after this one.


Yeagabombs - Gorecki gives up a bases loaded walk in the bottom of the sixth to lose it.

Superbad - Heard Rollo will be shagging fly balls for 2 hours before the game so he doesn't mess up this week.

PMU - The OC's heads are getting a little bit big right now. PMU knows them down a rung.

IKaR - Fab is fun but not good especially since the OTHER Ruben is not playing this season.

Paige said...

TJ
Shockers
Waka
BND
Yeaga
Superbad
OC
Refill

J.W. said...

Teamates? Whos? Is trini proofreading your posts?

Chandler said...

"Teamates" refer to the chums that Gorecki sips tea with at 3pm each afternoon.

M. Gorecki said...

your funny. the too of u should knot go their or more hate will rain down upon u.

Chandler said...

holy shit, Mike! I want to download the Trini app!! how many coconuts does it cost?!?

bull said...

TBN - upset special
Shockers
WAKA
B Dolls
Ballics
Ligers - I got a feeling
OC - Game of the week!
Fill me up

Unknown said...

jammers
shockers
waka
balls
alcoballics
super bad
off
refill

bull said...

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

Rob said...

Jammers
Shockers
Wakashame
BND
Yeagabombs
Superbad
PMU
I Need a refill

Chandler said...

who's Kevin? that can't be YellowBird and I doubt it's Keggers.

What about Orpin? Is that you?

Angie AKA Clam, HJ, ... said...

Nuts
cows
shame
Dolls
Ballics
Superbad
Off Constantly
Refill

Griff said...

sooul glo - told half our team to show this week. the good half.

Shockers - from what I saw last week, they don't have a bunch of newbies. Sorry Smitty but this weeks Facebook post wont be 18 comments deep about another upset.

Waka - they are giant killers.

B 'n D - giants don't stay dead long.

Yeagas - I heard a news flash the Ballics were going to Vegas...and in other news: no one cares

Superbad - defensive schemes include triple Decker coolers and a ball and chain to keep chan in one position. see also: girlfriend.

OC - PMU seems to actually be the sexy pick....this will be a battle for top dog in the minor league...

refill - cause we can't pick ties.

- These picks brought to you by the tiny keys on my Android phone.

Grifter said...

Silly Griff... Androids don't have keys.

ONLY 9 MINUTES LEFT!!!!!

Grifter said...

CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(to be read in a Japanese accent)

WHO WILL WIN>????

WHO'S PICKS WILL REIGN SUPERIOR?

CAN NATE GET BACK TO THE TOP OF THE STANDINGS?

WILL TOBAGO YELL AT ME FOR USING ALL CAPS?

OR FOR CALLING HER TOBAGO?

AT LEAST ITS NOT "HAITI"

Tune in tomorrow to see who is the dumbest predictor!!!!