Thursday, September 30, 2010

Week 6 Picks

**Closed.  Many people have the same picks. A lot of drinks will be bought tonight.**


24 comments:

Caruso said...

Superbad
Brown C Brown C
Waka
PMU
Yeagas
Ligers
Birthday Party Hating A-holes
INaR

Unknown said...

are the vegas odds out?

Chandler said...

Not yet. Should be today (I think)

Geoff said...

Supa
Ballics
Waka waka
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
Balls
The OC

Kyle said...

I recommend you skip this post
trust me, it's worst than most
but written in lymeric style
by some creeper named Carl or Kyle
this week perfect picks, i must boast.

Thee Beer Nuts Love to Drink
At Kickball, well they stink
When Missy is riding her bike
Superbad is the team to like
And MLoop is kind of a twink

The Ballics are Vegas Bound
And they’re obviously the best around
BCBC chose a barnyard theme
But I think that we know it’s just a scheme
To get Smithkey to wrestle a Duc to the ground

The Bump-Its, did they disappear?
WAKA has a bye week, from what I hear.
Dollar wells are no more
The only thing worse than this score
Is that MLoop and Kegger are both queer

Team Fab, obviously the worst
The pink shirts, they must be cursed
PMU gets the win
And it happens again
A crappy team might be in first

The Jammers are old, but hold strong
I’m pretty sure Bruce hits the bong
Yeagas made a douche move
And continue to prove
They are nothing without the orange thong

The Ligers…well, what can you say
Flip Cup is what they really came to play
They’ll get beat by Rob’s team
His head continues to gleam
But at least he doesn’t wear a toupee

Todd’s party kicked ass
At least, according to the graphs
The rest of BnD ditched him, they’re tools
But, we would all be a bunch of fools
To think IKT could play in their class

Between Beardface, Grifter and Jack
It’s no wonder the Rays Haw is Back
INaR will not win this game
MLoop and Kegger are lame
We need to get this cooler theme back on track

My rhyming is awful, you all can attest
My humor and comments are only jest
If you took offense to these rhymes
I’ll say over and over, a thousand times
What DPT readers have secretly confessed…

SVEDKA…FUCK IT!

Smithkey said...

Well I am not even going to post commentary after reading that Kyle because it would be a waste. Best pick commentary ever.


SuperBad
BC!BC!
WAKA Shame
PMU
TJ's
Shockers
BnD
OC

Natalie said...

I'm gonna try this for once.... Give me Smithkey's picks!

Geoff said...

Well done Karl, you're back on the Ballics. This was the best read on DPT in a while!

Nate Dawg said...

Superbad (maybe we will win if I pick against us...)
Ballics
WAKA
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BnD
OC

Great commentary Kyle!!!

Kristen said...

TBN
Ballics
Waka
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BND
OC

Steph said...

sb
BALLICS (Carl, you're back in after that post)
ws
pmu
tj
shockers
bnd
inar

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

Thee Beer NOTs will NOT win
Alcoballics will NOT win
Bye Week will NOT win
Team Fabulous will NOT win

Yeagabomb will NOT win
Ligers will NOT win
BALLS N DOLLS
I Need a Refill will NOT win

Rollo said...

SB,Alco,Waka,PMU, TJ, shockers, BnD, I need a

Maria said...

I'll take Chandler's Picks. Thanks

J.W. said...

RUSHED PICKS! EXCESSIVE CLICHES!(no sense in competing with Kyle this week, anyway)

Superbad v. TBN

Superbad's really good, TBN's really drunk.

BCBC v. Ballics

Anyone ever notice how close "Ballics" sounds to "ball licks?" Cliches: new team, vegas

WAKA v. Bye Week

Bumpits gone, :(. New name because they're really bad, should just be Bye, though. :)

Team Fab v. PMU

Pink is effeminite and they're not good at kickball. PMU, well, they're a lot better than Team Fab.

TJs v. Yeags

TJs are old and broken down, still good at kickball. Yeags = orange thong.

Ligers v. Shockers

Flip cup win. Kickball lose. Rob's toupee, excuses.

BND v. IKT

More BNDers showed up to an OC birthday party Friday night than to Todd's. What's up with that? PotG, improved, I want a rematch in the playoffs like so much volleyball.

INaR v. Off Constantly

Guava holdover with badass pitcher supposedly. Undefeated summer champs, trying to live up to my hype. OC beat INaR in summer, will win again. BEARDFACE has been in top form as of late.

trinihic said...

Supa
Ballics
Waka waka
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
Balls
The OC

Brie said...

Superbad
BALLICS!
WAKA
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BND
OC

Florian said...

Supa
Ballics
WAKA
PMU
Jammers
Shock Top
BnD
OC

Kat said...

Superbad
Ballics
WAKA
PMU
JAMMERS!!!!
Shockers
Todd's team
Refill will BEAT Off Constantly!

Rob said...

Superbad
Ballics
WakaShame
PMU
Jammers
Shockers
BND
OC

Griff said...

Supa (although an upset would be be much appreciated)

Ball-licks (same as above)

Waka waka

PMU

Soooul Gloooo

Team Grimace

Kitten Killers/party animals

OC

These picks rushed to you by my android phone...at beef o bradys.

bull said...

Supa
Alco
Waka
PMU
Toes
Shock (buying into the "if I pick against us we will win!")
The team todd shouldn't be on
OC

Paige said...

I'll take Maria taking Chandler's picks

Alison said...

SuperBad
Alcoballics
WAKA Shame
Pick Me Up
ToeJammers
Shockers
Balls N Dolls
Off Constantly