Thursday, April 7, 2011

How to Win Crystal Pitcher*

*Or whatever we call it

For the first time in Tampa history, the "Crystal Pitcher" votes are analyzed.  Below are the results:



So what have we learned?
  • All of Drunk Again's 13 votes went to SuperBad.
  • Only 5 votes from Off Constantly were turned in.  Maybe they're trying to say nobody else is fun?
  • Bunt Chasers spread their votes out to every team in the league (except the Shockers), presumably in an attempt to not help another team out with votes.
  • The final two teams in the tournament, Growlers and Shockers, received the fewest votes (3 and 2 respectively).
The best way to win is get an entire team on your side.  Thanks to Alison for handling all the administrative work on the ballots, and basically running the contest in a way that prevented any cheating.  This off-season we'll work on getting something for the award.

5 comments:

FRANK said...

I think I wore my robe against the Dalts.. robe = crystal

FRANK said...

kinda funny how Dalts didnt feel the same love for the shockers that the shockers felt for Dalts...

Chandler said...

Haha. Very good observation. At least now they know!

Jack from Off Constantly said...

I saw all of our ballots on the bench... after the votes were counted. Had no idea we ever received them. Then again, maybe I did know and completely disregarded them because I was busy drinking beer. Anyway, my vote would have been for the growlers, probably. Might as well have been for Perot. Next season we'll have a spare cooler for dunkaroos out earlier.

FRANK said...

Come on Jack, you know you had a blast when we kicked your ass!