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| Way before your time. |
Despite an extensive, but subtle blog campaign... Pitches be Crazy still can't get any respect. Upon learning that half their team needed to leave before the day was over, PbC was asked to pose for a "Crystal Pitcher victory photo."
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| Premature Ejac... oh never mind. |
In most of our minds, there was no way they could lose. They brought in hot girls, jolly fat men... and even took Caruso! Exit polls conducted during the last few weeks of the season also pointed to a landslide victory for the ex-Bumpit squad.
But when we tallied the votes, it turns out that the league elected a bunch of Liggers.
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| We stole that blender from Soul Glo. |
The Ligers edged PbC by 7 votes (5%), and DPT still isn't exactly sure why (Rollo thinks it was due to Maria's pudding shots and the addition of The Todd). The complete breakdown of votes, showing which teams voted for whom, can be seen below.
Right off the bat you'll see that the Ligers got 100% of the Shocker vote, 63% of the Growler vote and 50% of TBN votes. Pitches be Crazy did well with the Ligers (100%) and I'd Hit That (88%). But they were spurned by SuperBad, Alcoballics and YLLINaD.
Other fun facts include:
- THEE Beer Nuts only attempted to vote for themselves once, but switched it to BC!BT!
- The Growlers got zero votes. This is nowhere near a true representation of their "fun level." They dominated the bar and karaoke every week, which is more than most teams can say.
- The Shockers received one vote. Rob's lack of Game Day reports is surely to blame.
- Someone on SuperBad voted for the Ligers and wrote on the ballet: "Because I have a crush on Paige." Rob's lack of Game Day reports must make this unidentified suitor believe he has a chance!
- A voter on SuperBad initially voted for PHDivas, but changed it to THEE Beer Nuts and wrote: "Because they [PHDivas] left early." This person is awesome and thankfully didn't waste their vote on an undeserving team.
- Speaking of... the PHDivas cast zero votes, because they ALL left early after their 11am game.
- BC!BT! only cast 4 votes because most of their team left immediately following their round one loss. I'm sure some people had a good reason... but most who leave after losing are kinda missing the point of kickball.
- The ToeJammers cast 5 votes, presumably because they were too busy losing another tournament.
12 comments:
Final Season Hate
1.)Are the Growlers more hated then Balls and Dolls?
2.)Who the hell voted for BCBT? We were a bunch of asses majority of the year. Did we just receive votes because teams couldn't vote for themselves so they figured we would be a good team to use for a throw away vote or did someone actually enjoy playing us?
3.)Who the hell voted for the Shockers and the TJ's? Once again did people just throw away votes.
4.)PH Who?
5.)Was YYLIND drunk when they voted?
6.)Is it necessary for entire teams to vote the same? Do individuals for the Ligers and Shockers even have a vote or is their voice spoken for by Rob and Chandler the evil kickball dictators?
7.)Ligers were passing out and collecting the votes and they won? Did anyone check the trash cans?
8.)For how many seasons have the Ballics had their dicks in SuperBad's ass?
9.)Is IHT more "clingy" then TBN?
10.)Did PBC spread out their votes to better help their chances of winning? Is this the type of antics DPT wants to endorse?
11.) How many grammatical/spelling errors does this comment have?
I want answers!
very nice! Someone on our team did in fact like playing you guys. Maybe like like ass rapings.. idk. Mikey voted for Jammers for Crystal Pitcher. Not sure why, but with those guns Im not questioning him..
Chandler,
If you knew y'all won already and still got us to take a picture, that move would but you straight in the Hater Hall of Fame and earn my everlasting respect!
Haha, I wish Deeks. But we didn't know at the time we had you take the pic.
I'll have to earn my HoF entry doing some other diabolical shit.
Smithkey:
Great questions.
1) No
2) As Litman yelled with a ripped shirt and bottle of 153 sticking out of his Hybrid Hanger: "We're fun!"
3) Yes. Or picked people they knew wouldn't win.
4) Beats me.
5) Doubt it.
6) Muuaahahah. Electoral college?
7) Angie dug through a few but couldn't find any "missing" votes.
8) circa 2008
9) Clingy? Possibly. Cliquey? No way.
10) Yes. And that's why we call it out and reveal the voting patterns. Get the pitch fork and torch! Rabble rabble rabble!
11) No more than usual.
Growlers can't be more hated than balls and dolls. They were handing out jagerbombs after we beat yllinad. Balls and dolls would never share alcohol with other teams.
Thank you for those answers Chandler. I can now RIP during the off season.
Can we refer to Litman's pants from now on as "Hybrid Hanger?"
New team name? Litman's Hybrid Hangers?
If Justin had used a hybrid off the tee on #18 instead of his driver... he probably wouldn't have carded that 10.
Hybrids are the way of the future.
leave my wiener out of this.
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