Friday, February 24, 2012

GKB Accuracy Kick Challenge - Week 3

Alright GOKickballers... there's a new contest this season, brought to you by Shocker Rob, Johnny and the GameDay crew.

The World Accuracy Kick Association has had a long history of ripping off their members and settling championship games with the dreaded "accuracy kick."

And since we at DPT love mocking blatant stupidity, we've convinced our league to give out prizes to those who can conquer the beast. So how do you win?

Step 1
Each week two contestants will be selected to participate in the Accuracy Kick. Check out the GOKickball Tampa Facebook page to view the weekly contest and submit whatever the hell Johnny is asking for. The best two entries will win (as judged by a super secret committee). You also must be at the games the week you are chosen.

Step 2
Kick the damn ball, accurately. At 8:25pm on kickball Thursday, the two contestants will have ONE chance to kick a ball from home plate to 2nd base. If you are able to get the ball within two feet of 2nd base, you'll win a grand prize. I believe you also get a consolation prize even if you fail.

That's it. Go enter this week's contest, which requires you to create an MSPaint drawing about our recent struggle with sandspurs. Your entry must be posted on GKB Tampa's Facebook page, and you must be a current member of the league. Good luck!

If you need to practice your accuracy kick at work... try this.

2 comments:

Rob said...

I'm contacting my lawyer. I fee MS Paint is segration of Apple people.

MJ said...

too much work