Thursday, April 12, 2012

Bored

Here are my picks for the top-10 post-game performers in the league:

1) Jess from Growlers.................Consistently brings it each week.
2) Cassia from PBC......................1-hit wonder, but here are her lyrics from last week:
"When I eat Papa Johns, I have to back that azz up
poopity-poopity, poopity-poopity, poopity-poopity
poop, poop, poop
Papa Johns y'all"
3) Rubs from ToeJammers.........................Soft, sultry, sexy and serinading the chick he just met.
4) Jessica from SuperBad............................usually gets her team worked into an uncomfortable frenzy.
5) Courtney / Kelli Jo / JackedUp girls........obvious
6) Alicia from PBC.........................more of a lifetime achievement award.
7) Todd from Ligers.....................When Todd takes the stage you know someone in the audience is getting dry-humped.
8) YellowBird from parts unknown.......will be used as evidence in his eventual arraignment
9) Jonathan from SuperBad...................so much anger
10) CJ from WAKA.............needed a black guy

4 comments:

Jess said...

Her performance was by the far best of the season...possibly in GKB history. Extra Sauce y'all!

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

"wiggling" upto April during "sexy & I know" doesn't warrant a "dry hump", don't judge off one performance. No one tops my Sweet Air Kicks, getting rated that low is a shame, don't hate the player hate the game. Deeks.

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

I've also never "wiggled" a woman that didn't like it. April was smiling. They all do.

YellowBird said...

Sweet! I'm ranked!