Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Newest piece of kickball gear for the ladies...

Another kickball season is right around the corner and you want to make sure that you are prepared for it! I know many kickball ladies have complained that the park bathrooms are far from the playing surfaces making it difficult to make the trip between innings. Well I have the answer for you! The SHEWEE!


23 comments:

Smooty said...

What do you do with it when you're done?

MJ said...

Beer bong out of it...

E-FLO said...

@MJ - Eeeeeeeeccccch!!!

DanPBC said...

Change the oil in your car. Funnel wax into your ears for cleaning purposes. Could be useful for catching fresh water on camping trips. The possibilities are endless.

Smooty said...

Do they make a "HeWee" for men?

Jess said...

God made one. It's called a dick.

Chandler said...

Smatt doesn't have one of those.

Alison said...

LOL Jess!!! I was thinking the same thing!!!

Alison said...

Per the Shewee website, they would like you to place the Shewee back into it's resealable bag once you are relieved and remind you that once urine leaves the body it is sterile. They do remind you to shake it first.

Smooty said...

That's right, Chandler. I sit down when I pee.

Nate Dawg said...

Jess - God didnt give Smooty one...

Nate Dawg said...

Free bar tab for the first girl to use it at the fields?

Alison said...

Bar tab for how many nights? The Shewee about $19 -- not sure if there is shipping along with that. If you want the extension tube (to help you get more distance away from your body) and carrying case for both now you're talking $29. I would think the bar tab on the table would have to cover the initial investment plus some to be worth giving a try.

Nate Dawg said...

No no no, you getting a bar tab in addition to a product that you can use for years to come. You will get $19-29 worth of use in a couple seasons of kickball alone, not to mention possible uses at other events where bathrooms are hard to come by or inconvenient.

Smithkey said...

So Alison is not happy with a gift of a lifetime plus a free bar tab? No wonder women were not created with the gift of penis. Ungrateful

Nate Dawg said...

I know Smithkey!!! I guess I should throw in a free car or a all expenses paid trip to Hawaii too...

Alison said...

"The gift of a lifetime!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't even say I was in. I'm just trying to make sure I understand the terms of the deal. So far I've had very little problem popping a squat when necessary. There is certainly no harm in understanding what's on the table for the sake of thought and evaluation.

Smooty said...

Extension Tube, lol.

Litman said...

I'll give her my 'gift for a life time'

Maria said...

How is the girl in the picture peeing standing up with shorts on? I would be willing to try it, if it saves my bum from some unwanted bug bites and a FREE bar tab!! I love vodka!

!! HOT TUB PARTY TODD !! said...

$20 for a plastic funnel. wowo. WAKA must sell it.

Alison said...

Maria, please refer to the instructions on Shewee's website for how To Shewee:
http://www.shewee.com/pages/How-to-Shewee.html
(These are more detailed than the ones on Shewee USA's site)

Seems like that chick must have pulled her shorts down a little in the front. However, I did see in one review that people who know for sure they're going to use it (hikers, campers, festival-goers) like to wear a type of underwear called x-fronts. I had previously not heard of those but they appear to be a female boy-short with an overlapping front section that the Shewee can slip inside. They look kind of like the fly on dude's briefs. Maybe that's what the girl in the picture is wearing.
http://www.divelife.co.uk/images/SheweeXfronts.jpg

Maria said...

LOL Alison, I'll be sure to read up on this!! Hilar!